Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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