No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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