North Korea, Best Korea!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize
