What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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