theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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