***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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