I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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