I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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