In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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