I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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