Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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