Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
