i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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