So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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