I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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