what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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