So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
i've created a new STD.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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