Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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