Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
now i know why i became what i already was.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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