Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The air taste purple.
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