She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
where am i from again
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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