Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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