dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
