I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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