All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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