Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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