end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
why is half of my head shaved?
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