Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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