He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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