It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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