In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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