Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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