Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My vagina is very pro this idea
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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