The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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