Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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