I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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