i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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