whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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