This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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