I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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