its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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