Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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