belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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