Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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