Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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