I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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