I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
my poor anus
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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