Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
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I seem to have left my pride at pride
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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