I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
