afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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