hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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