I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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