he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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