I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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3:59 - Agreed. I have had more one night stands than that, but I always make sure the guy leaves with all his stuff. I don't need to keep his stuff to be reminded of it - that's why it was a one night stand!!
hahaha i have a collection of random clothing too.
makes you feel way less slutty to be walking home in athletic shorts and a t-shirt rather than the clothes from night before... plus then you have new work out clothes. it's genius, really
What I don't get is how people leave stuff like shirts or pants behind. I haven't had many one night stands (only 3) but I always make sure I leave with all my stuff...
I know plenty of guys who keeep panties as a reminder of what they conquered. why is this any diffferent?
Whatever. No matter how she got it, why would you want it? I agree with 4:01 #2. It's a one night stand for a reason, who wants keepsakes from it?
only inexperienced teenage boys and ugly chicks call people 'slut'
lol i love this.. i think its quite hilarious
well you fail if they take your shit.
Just get up before her, dump her clothes outside the door. Then wake her ass up and tell her to get the fuck out.
Why would a guy be more likely? I know plenty of girls who are proud of their one night stands and have a drawer/box/some place they keep the stuff they've taken from a guy's place, but they don't wear them.
haha I think this post is hilarious!!!! Atta girl...nothing wrong with being a t-shirt/sweatshirt/sweatpants bandit!!!
what makes you think its a girl? it seems like a dude would be more likely to show off a girl's clothing like an "athlete's trophy shelf." personally, if i'm going to steal a dude's clothes, I'm going to wear them, not display them.
4:20 - And which one are you?
yeah i wouldn't be proud of that at all.
she should just wear her glittery dress and 4 inch heels home in the morning like a big girl
She isn't talking about guys leaving stuff, shes talking about her wearing their stuff home. And that doesn't make her a slut it makes her thrifty.
this last post is by far the most wise
Are those warts and sores also trophies that you like to brag about? Or are those just occupational hazards - from being a whooooore
Its really just pathetic that you would want to keep anything at all from a conquest,kinda weird...
it's sad that anyone would consider sex a conquest
you guys don't get out much do you?
Bullshit 4:20. I'm a man slut and I call girls sluts all the time. And they still sleep with me.
And you're right, how the fuck to people lose their shit just because they had a one night stand? Idiots.
4:01, that doesn't even make sense.
What a slutbag. Can I have your number?
Those are called "screwvenirs"
I agree with 4:28. Funny post.
Two of my favorite t-shirts were acquired this way!
4:01 - lol, so true. Fucking sluts.
I have entered into an agreement with my roommate. Under NO circumstances is a girl to leave the apartment wearing anything more than what she came with. I have half a dozen or more hoodies stolen in a month. They add up to a lot of money. Money that could be put to better use picking up the next Ms. One Night Stand.
Lost many a good shirt this way. This aint cool ladies....
4:04 #1, you're right. She's a slut for sleeping around and having "random sex" that much...hey, if I did that, I'd probably keep some shirts too!