this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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