College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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