I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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