what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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