tell your sister to shave her snatch
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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