I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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