Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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